Every time I turnt on my got damn TV there is some stupid redneck cracker from Florida doing redneck cracker things, and we all know as black folk, ain’t no good come from crackers when they gots Joe Dirt hair, or the crazy eyes. Like my brothers to water, we run from that shit. Another thing all you peckerwoods love is fake news. Not the truthful words of brother Lemon from the trusted CNN. Name the last time a Black man did a major crime. Why do you think the media don’t report that stuff? BECAUSE BLACK PEOPLE ARE INNOCENT! We don’t do that ish dawg. So tune into your fake news Ricky-Bobby, I’m bout to break down the truth for you!