Miracle Whipped

What a gross bitch. As a white bitch, she just couldn't help herself—she love mayonnaise (I think I just earled in my mouth). I mean, she LOOOOOVE mayo. We made her make herself a mayonnaise sandwich. She yakked all over herself then dipped the bread IN THE YAK! Ew! We had our way with her…which is all day, every day. After a deep Dickinsons down, we made her denounce mayonnaise and accept Miracle Whip as her lord and savior. But this hoe got no limits, like Master P! Bitch made us say uuuuuuunnnng!